Biological Robots (They Don't Have Weiners)

December 8, 2023

So I think, and again, this is from inside the intelligence community, most of what we think we are seeing are avatars — biological robots. That are basically put there to be the minions, if you will.

Gary Nolan, Stanford Professor, Tucker Carlson Interview

Person: Tom, do aliens have cool wieners or what, dude?
Tom: They don't, they're robots

Tom Delonge, Blink 182 Tour

Skeptics of the Nazca mummies like to call them “puppets”, and while I personally believe the bodies are authentic, it seems there's still something appropriate about that description. The biologists and anthropologists from Peru have noted that their bodies seem barely capable of movement, they are small (~2-3 feet), frail, and lack a lot of components that allow for more fluid and dynamic motion in humans. Their bones are simplified, they could not turn their wrists, heads, or hips, as we could. Oddly enough, it looks like their movements would in fact be very robotic or puppet-like.

But what is really fascinating about this description is that it matches up exactly with other accounts of alien bodies from a diverse set of sources in UFO lore:

Philip Corso, US Army Colonel, The Day After Roswell

perhaps we should consider the EBEs as described in the medical autopsy reports humanoid robots rather then life forms, specifically engineered for long distance travel through space or time.

In these biological entities, the blood system and lymphatic systems seem to have been combined. And if an exchange of nutrients and waste occurred within their systems, that exchange could have only taken place through the creature's skin or the outer protective covering they wore because there were no digestive or waste systems.

The Walter Reed doctors were also fascinated by the nature of the creature's inner skin. It resembled, although their preliminary reports didn't go into any chemical analysis, a thin layer of fatty tissue unlike any they'd ever seen before. And it was completely permeable, as if it were constantly exchanging chemicals back and forth with the combination blood/lymphatic system. Was this the way the creatures nourished themselves during their journeys and was this how waste was processed? The very small mouths and the lack of a human digestive system troubled the doctors at first because they didn't know how these things were sustained.

Kit Green, CIA Scientist, Leaked NIDS Memo

its heart was three-chambered and was a single contiguous non-muscular vessel with no aorta nor vena cava; a conjoint liver and gut; one lung; no anus, etc.

Colm:
A long time ago, you mentioned some gross anatomical diferences in brain structure, can you elaborate in detail?

Kit:
NO CORPUS CALLOSUM, NO SYLVIAN FISSURE, NO TEMPORAL LOBE, NO OCCIPITAL LOBE, NO VERNIX, NO CEREBELLEM, NO MEDULLA OBLONGATA, NO RUGAE.

Colm:
You mentioned three-chambered heart in the same message. Was it similar to reptilian design or different i.e. was there aorta/vena cava etc.

Kit:
YES, SIMILAR NO AORIA AND VC. WAS A SINGLE CONTIGUOUS NON-MUSCULAR VESSEL THROUGH THE HEART.

Whitley Strieber, Communion

Sam: "They were almost like under military discipline."
Whitley: "That was my impression."
Sam: "They had instructions and they followed their instructions, and that was it."
Whitley: "Do you suppose we see robots?"
Sam: "I thought of that."
Mark: "Fanatic, or just disciplined?"
Sam: "Disciplined."
Jenny: "That's right, I remember them all walking the same way."
Sally: "Moving in unison, speaking in unison?" (Unified movement is often reported, such as three individuals walking in lockstep.)
Joan: "I can imagine something above them that's speaking through them. They're to do their job."
Jenny: "You don't feel any personality —"

Credo Mutwa, African Shaman, Interview on Ancient Alien Species

the first person was brought to me with an incredible story to tell the person had been a school boy called see poor people told us that he had been captured by strange creatures whom he called dolls and these dolls had brought him to a strange place and had done straight things to him that had made him almost met with terror and fear

through the haze I saw things moving, they looked like dolls, they looked so incredible that I couldn't believe what I was seeing my mind faintly registered the spectacle I wasn't even scared just mildly surprised and stupefied

the damn thing please forgive my weight was standing less than eight inches away from me it was short it had a very large round hairless head it had long black eyes jet-black eyes it had small nostrils no ears and a slit of a mouth, its neck was long almost shaped like that of a crane

these creatures looked exactly like this they are the type of alien creature that has been known and feared throughout Africa for generations this creature is about three feet tall it looks for all the world like a child who is on the last stages of dying

There is a pretty consistent theme here of alien bodies being simplified and more efficient than our own. Both Philip Corso and Kit Green describe the complete absence of a digestive system, as well as the simplification or absence of other organs. The puppet-like movements are also described by both Credo Mutwa and Whitley Strieber. It'll be interesting to see if the ongoing research on the mummies continues to corroborate these descriptions of bodies from UFO lore.